Arf Vader

My wife has been at me to buy a dachshund. I really didn't want a dog digging up yard and leaving little piles around so I built her this. I thought a metal dog wouldn't leave piles in the yard but I was wrong. When he lifts his exhaust flapper he leaves behind little piles of scrap metal. She still hasn't seen the humor in this and I'm still in the dog house.