I fancy myself a tinfoil hat wearing free range anarchist but there have been incidents at the pond that have led me to post rules. #1 No peeing in pond. #2 Children under 30 must be supervised. #3 No women over 28 in thongs allowed without consent of management. #4 Womens tops are optional. #5 If your birthday suit needs to be ironed, wear a bathing suit. #6 No men in thongs or speedos EVER. #7 Do not throw butts on the ground.